Why I Love My New Apartment

The Top Ten Reasons I LOVE The New Apartment (in no particular order):
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10. No "La Cucaracha" horn music at 8 am on Sunday mornings
9. DISHWASHER!!!!
8. No one asks if I'm lost when I walk through the neighborhood
7. 2 words: HARDWOOD FLOORS
6. A shower that is able to provide both water pressure and hot water in less than 20 minutes
5. A landlord that answers his phone
4. Friends no longer feel the need to carry pepper spray when coming to visit
3. All the minivans/suv's in the neighborhood remind me of Utah
2. Cable TV!
1. The only gangs here are "gangs of Jews" walking to synagogue on Saturdays